Sisa-Sisa Coretan Elle

To... Arghhhh!!! Just Read IT!!!

sincerly from me to you!!!
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p/s:alway(s) luv ya!!! don't 4rget bout that... it doesnt matter if u know o what!!! but i'll be happy if you happy... huhuhuhu

ALLIFF@alamak GODAAN... tidakkk!!!

~ Wednesday, June 24, 2009 0 cerita

Sedar Diri!!! SEBENTAR...

"I'm not saying I'm perfect
In fact, I'm far from it
I'm just saying I'm worth it"

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btw, td aq g my ex-SCHOOL!!! SMK SEKSYEN 4 KOTA DAMANSARA... ngee... so nak dptkan COP n sign pengetua!!! argghhhh!!! but, dier x dew... so kn dtg esok... rs mcm mls sgt2 gilew... In fact, mmg malas tahap GABAN... so, nie adew picca yg sempat aq SNAP-SNAP!!!
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nie Pn.Sharul Aniza a.k.a Puan Sri!!!

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nie lak Pn.Azriza(yg aq ckp last post dier wat lagu AYAM!!! nak kaitkan ekonominye pasal...)
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so, smpt gak larr jmp CIKGU2 yg lain... but x sempat nak SNAP-SNAP!!! huhuhuhu... so, thanx 4r all my teacher(s) coz always support me!!! sgt2 apriciate that!!! huhuhuhuh...

p/s:aq x tau nape setiap kali jmp Cikgu mst dorg kt "nnt sy jmp awak jgn jd lain plk!!! rambut panjang, pakai baju kurung!!! Wat Da' Hack... huhuhuhu"

p/s:Pn.Suriana slamat melahirkan bayi lelaki n dinamakan dgn nama aq... ALIF FIRDAUS... cayunk cikgu!!! TERHARU...

ALLIFF@kekal mcm nie slalu

~ 2 cerita

Hate the SIN, love the SINNER.


~ Monday, June 22, 2009 0 cerita

GO AHEAD "quote me"

A day without laughing
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is a day wasted live life to the fullest, make every moment unforgetable and every memory 'pee your pants' funny

p/s:live ur life... LOL...

ALLIFF@best damn thing "LAUGHING..."

~ Sunday, June 21, 2009 0 cerita

It's Impossible To IGNORE you???

There comes a time in life
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when you have to let go of all the pointless drama & the people who create it & surround yourself with people who make you laugh
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so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good.
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After all, life is too short to be anything but happy.

p/s:just keep ur bloodyfull MOUTH shut up...

ALLIFF@life's always unfair

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AiR TraFFic LighT...

tringat lagi kat air trafic light ms jalan2 kat PAHANG(ntah x igt... huhuhuhu) kot!!!
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air nie mmg sedap!!! expecially klu minum wak2 malam BUTE... gempak ABIS... huhuhuhu!!!
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adew 3 layer
-atas=merah
-tengah=hijau
-bawah=kuning

p/s:rindu lorr ngn air nie!!! tp bl nak minum kacau... klu x rasa cam cib**

ALLIFF@in memory

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Soul Of THE Empty Heart!!!

kehidupan yang tak pernah aq sangkakan!!!
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MERATAP kesepian...(menanti JAWAPAN!!!)
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INILAH kali pertama???
menanti persoalan...

p/s:need somthin can calm me!!!

ALLIFF@dlm KEIMANAN...

~ Saturday, June 20, 2009 0 cerita

LOVE WHICH never REMAIN

aq bangun pagi!!!
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termenung sebentar(memikir kan ape yg aq mimpi malam tadi)
*TERPAKSA DITAPIS...
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keluar ke ruang tamu!!! buka TiVo... menanti HARAPAN yg x pernah ditunaikan...
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memiliki???

p/s: sentiasa single n mingle!!! 4r ever n ever!!! till aq KAYA...

ALLIFF@rs poyo jew wat ms nie...

~ 2 cerita

THE moment of truth!!!

alone!!!

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without LOVE???
under the RAIN...
questioned!!!

ALLIFF@be careful with milieu...

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Akhirnya... MATI!!!

"When the show started it was such a different beast," she tells the new issue of TV Guide. "It was exciting and dangerous and funny and edgy and bizarre. It started feeling a little complacent, and that was very frustrating."

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paling kanan skali!!! tu larr Eddie Britt... smu CLASS2 nyer pelakon...
(fakta:Eva Longoria 2 dari kanan dibayar 200k U$D per/episode!!!)


When told of her character Edie Britt's demise, "I said, 'OK, sayonara. It's been a great ride. Thank you,'" she tells the magazine.

She says she would've left sooner, but all the women were "contractually bound, so there was no way out on your own terms."

Still, "[Killing off Edie] was a risky decision that could have devastating ramifications," she warns creator Marc Cherry.

But, she adds, "Somebody up there really wanted her dead. I think whoever Edie represented in Marc's life was somebody he didn't like. And he had a very difficult time distinguishing between fact and fiction."

Sheridan also takes aim at Cherry for ignoring her, never adding her face to the opening credits and rarely speaking about her in interviews.

Says Sheridan, "When you have a jewel, why not polish it and put it out there for all to see?"

But Cherry insists Sheridan's character was no longer relevant on the show.

"Edie's already slept with most of the guys on the street and has caused about as many problems as she could," he says.

Plus, "There has been tremendous pressure put on me to cut costs ... the network is saying to all the shows, 'The company is really hurting financially. You must find a way to produce these shows more cheaply,'" he says.

With Sheridan gone, the show will save an estimated $100-200,000 per episode, according to TV Guide.

Asked about Sheridan's replacement, Cherry says, "We will find a new kind of sexiness coming through Wisteria Lane."

"What I won't do is cast another fortysomething sexy blonde," he adds. "[Sheridan] performed the aging, neighborhood tramp better than anyone has ever done before."

so, lil bit devastated larr!!! coz watak Edie Britt merupakan slh satu watak yg jalan kan cerita!!! btw, still love DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES(coz adew Marcia Cross)!!!

p/s:keep moving forward!!! Marc Cherry nak cut cos...

ALLIFF@biggest fan of DH... n Marcia Cross!!!


~ Tuesday, June 16, 2009 0 cerita

Pencuri!!! C*l*ka sehhh...

berita tergempar apabila pencuri/pencopet terlepas dr mahkamah atau pun hukuman!!! pencuri itu dikatakan mencuri/mencopet di tempat awam namun kehadiran nya tidak disedari oleh semua org... umo nye dikatakn dlm beberapa tahun saja!!! so, kpd pembaca2 blog aq berhati2 coz dia tidak sekali2 akan disabitkan kesalahan!!! huhuhuhuhu...
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nie aq sertakan gambar yg sempat diambil oleh orang awam disitu!!! LOL...

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Awas! jika anda menjumpai anak itik berkeliaran di sekitar anda.

p/s:aq x kate pown yg pencuri 2 manusia!!! hahahahaha...

ALLIFF@haiwan dah pndi jd TOYOL...

~ Monday, June 15, 2009 0 cerita

Resepi Nenek aq...

Resepi Ayam Bakar...(kat Malaysia resepi nie hanya diguna pakai di Hilton Hotel yerr!!!)
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1. ayam
2. api

cara-cara: Caranya ialah ambil ayam letak atas api. Gambar di bawah menunjukkan ayam bakar separuh masak. So, klu korang masak rupanya macam nie maknanya cr korang masak mmg btl!!! kalau yang selalu kita makan tu namanya ayam bakar “well done“.

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gambar hanya ilustrasi!!! tiada penderaan cm seksaan... klaka lak aq tgk...

p/s:penderaan haiwan 2 tiada kaitan dgn org Malaysia serta aq yer...

ALLIFF@kecian lak bl lame2 aq tgk...


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Blaja Jepun dlm 1 Minit!!!

korang mesti tringin blajar bahasa Jepun kan??? huhuhuhu... so, mengikut pengalaman aq larr!!! klu nak blajar bahasa Jepun korang kena paham basic nyer dl!!! so, aq tekankan yg basic dl iaitu nama2 org jepun!!!

01. Yang pemarah - KEIJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA

05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA

08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI

14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI CIPUTBABI

15. Yang suka BERSUMPAH - SAIIFOOL BAUKARI

perkataan ataupun nama yang terdapat di atas tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. Kalau ada pun hanya kebetulan sahaja.

p/s:tidak bertujuan mencaci o menghina org Jepun yer!!! so jgn perasan...


ALLIFF@outta my mind right now...


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Pontianak, Drakula, dan Toyol!!!

pontianak,pocong dan toyol da x tertahan lg nk pegi kat restoran tomyam pak usup..

pontianak: weh.. aku dgr restoran tomyam yg baru bukak tu kn.. ummphh!!!!
drakula: ye la.. aku pun terliur.. aku rasa da x nk isap darah lg.. aku nk tomyam lak..
toyol:cakap pun x guna la cik pon.. kte tetap x ley gi sana..
pontianak: aku ade idea laa.. kte kn bley tuka rupe.. smlm aku try da de rupe angelina jolie ckit..
drakula: geliga gak otak ko.. ms aku idop rupe aku mmg cam tom cruise..
toyol: prasan” tp.. aku mane boley.. erm.. cik pon tulun balutkn sy eh..
pontianak: okie.. nk ajak si pocong x?
drakula: xyh la.. yg dier tau lompat2.. x lompat lari bogel.. tu jela(review hantuooo ep lepas2)..
pontianak: tol gak.. okie.. lepas maghrib kte tros tolak..

lepas maghrib.. kat restoran tomyam pak usup.. tom krus(drakula) dtg ngan angelina jolie(pontianak) sambil mendukung bayi(toyol).

pelanggan: wah.. artis datang restoran ni r..
angelina: order please. erm.. i nk tomyam yg plg sedap kat cni..
waiter: okie..(tau ckp mlayu rpenyer)..

50 saat kemudian.

waiter:siap cik..
tom: wah.. cam sedap neh.. biar aku mencekik dlu..

sorg pelanggan nmpk sesuatu…

pelanggan: wah!!! tom cruise ade taring panjang!!!

suasana senyap sunyi… drakula pun panic.. dengan spontannyer dier patahkan kedua2 taringnyer..

tom: ii.. ini..cu..cuma.. taring palsu.. sy baru balik dari penggambaran cite jaws tu.. sy r yg jd jaws tu..
pelanggan: (jaws ade taring???!!!).. oooOOoOOoo..

keadaan kembali sedia kala..

angelina: tu r ko.. mkn x reti nk cover.. biar aku lak mkn..

pontianak habiskn satu mangkok besa tomyam skali hirup.. akibat x tahan pedas.. air mata pontianak kuar..
air mata darah!! sorg pelanggan nmpk…

pelanggan: wah!! angelina kuar air mata darah!!!

sume pelanggan tkezut.. suasana jd riuh.. pontianak pun mule menggelabah..

angelina: sa..saya.. rindukan mak sy!! da lame x jumpe dia di england..
pelanggan:ooOOoo..(tp nape air mata darah???!!)..

keadaan jd tenang semula.. toyol yg da x tahan kelaparan trus melompat atas meja utk mencekik tomyam..
sorg lg pelanggan nmpk..

pelanggan:wahh!! anak dier kaler ijau!!

sume menjadi panic.. ade separuh yg bangun utk melarikan diri..

angelina: er..anak sy ni baru je balik penggambaran cite incredible hulk ni.. kami juz nk wat surprise kat cni..
pelanggan:oooOOoo.. hebat la lakonan kamu.. kami sume panic td.. haha..

keadaan jd ok balik.. tanpa disedari oleh para hantu-hantuoo, azan isyak pun berkumandang..

pontianak, drakula & toyol: warRRrrgGGghhHH!!!!!!!!!!!!(terbakar).

semua pelanggan berdiri sambil bertepuk tgn dan bersorak sbb ingatkn tu lakonan dari mreka lg..


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MANGSA rogol

hehehehe!!! aq nie bkn larr mangsa rogol o liwat... cm nak bg suspen jew citer nie!!! tp nie citer btl!!! x tipu... mulenye mcm nie!!! aq br balik keje!!! so tau2 jew larr... blk ptg kol 6 kan byk org balik keje!!! then bas yg BABI lak wat hal... mn x nyer!!! korang leh wat hipotesis lg... SEMAKIN RAMAI ORG TGGU BAS, SEMAKIN LAMBAT LAH BAS ITU!!! hantar nie kat Pn.Suriana mst A1(berdengung... E) Dlm nak dkt pkl 7malam!!! muncul lah bas keramat nie... semua mcm org Afrika dpt HUJAN!!! hallelujah3x... hehehehe!!! berebut naik... aq yg katek n comel nie pown ditolak oleh celake2 yg adew mase 2(x lar katek mn!!! w/pown mmg katek...)

smpi satu tahap!!! terpaksa aq gunakan kuasa MENGGODA yg aq ada... n menyelit dicelah2 bedah(ceh... jgn pikir lain lak!!!) akhirnya dpt gak aq msk dlm bas keramat 2... huhuhuhuhu!!! so, bertolak lah bas 2 dgn AMAN dan DAMAI nya... LOL!!! so bl dier smpi kat curve nek sorang pelakon HINDUSTAN(bangla...)... haaaa, amik ko minyak wangi tahap NALEK!!! aq terpaksa kuat kan iman yg x pernah kuat nie... then lps sumer da naik!!! bkn main mcm celaka dier sandar... x pew larr!!! kt rakyat Malaysia... sopan-santun n bantu-membantu!!! lps sedap dier menggesek menggalah kan KAK BIBAH gosok baju... dier gesek-gesekkan MOON(punggung dlm bahasa SOPANnye...) dier kat punggunng aq!!! tau larr aq nie agk cumel ckit n punggung aq agk GEBUS... tp x yah smpi mcm 2!!!
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akhirnya, aq dinodai oleh pelakon HINDUSTAN tu... ditolak2 ttp berdegil... hishhhh.... nsb bek kat punggung jew!!! klu dier menghadap aq... smpi seruan larr alamatnye!!! huhuhuhu...

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jihad org2 MALAYSIA... urghhh!!!

p/s:klu nak naik tin sardin(bas awam yg pack/penuh!!!) bwk ambi pure skali... hahahaha!!!

~ Sunday, June 14, 2009 0 cerita

Arghhhh!!! Bosan Seh..

perghhh... aq rs bln nie bln plg membosankan dlm idop aq!!! SEPI n KESUNYIAN... so utk menghiburkan hati aq dpt hobi yg br nak disharekan dgn korang... huhuhuhu!!! SCRACTH urself... 4r god's sake!!! mmg memuaskan!!!

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jgn larr smpi mcm nie!!! doktor tau korang msk hospital gila...


-korang amik pisau!!! then toreh tgn...
-ml2 2 mmg la rs BODOH n SAKIT tp lps 5 saat mmg syok!!!
-klu brani cb larr...


p/s:aq cuak gak 4r da first time!!! tp SRONOK... u all should try...

ALLIFF@crazy

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Hai, saya Mohamad Alliff Bin Zainurin (rememba double L double F!!!)... sangat-sangat CAMERA-maniac!!! gila n sangat-sangat DISUKAI ramai... hehehehe!!! btw gonna mish all my frenz!!!